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These AAA dads think their kid’s going to the NHL, but they sleep till noon, eat fried food, haven’t worked out since high school and yell at their kid to eat clean, train hard and do homework…buddy, you can’t even spell protein. What example are you setting?

Any tryouts happening this week? My kid is still looking for a spot on a top team. No bottom feeder teams. Only the best of the best for my boy. We want a letter on his jersey and major minutes too.

Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 04, 2025 9:13 am Any tryouts happening this week? My kid is still looking for a spot on a top team. No bottom feeder teams. Only the best of the best for my boy. We want a letter on his jersey and major minutes too.

All the same old AA players looking for spots. Take a hint.

My kid works out five hours a day, lives off steak, protein powder, and eggs like he’s training for the NHL and a strongman competition. He’s built like a fridge with skates… but somehow, still no AAA team wants him?

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 7:47 am My kid works out five hours a day, lives off steak, protein powder, and eggs like he’s training for the NHL and a strongman competition. He’s built like a fridge with skates… but somehow, still no AAA team wants him?

What a stud! Do you live through your kid?

I know draft year’s done, but does anyone know which AAA teams are looking solid for next season? Just want a competitive team, not one getting crushed every game.

Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 07, 2025 8:48 am I know draft year’s done, but does anyone know which AAA teams are looking solid for next season? Just want a competitive team, not one getting crushed every game.

Ajax/Pickering Raiders AAA, they are looking and it’s a pretty easy team to get on.

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 7:47 am My kid works out five hours a day, lives off steak, protein powder, and eggs like he’s training for the NHL and a strongman competition. He’s built like a fridge with skates… but somehow, still no AAA team wants him?

he is built the same way as your wife, like a fridge.

how many beers you having tonight while watching the leafs

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 09, 2025 6:17 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 06, 2025 7:47 am My kid works out five hours a day, lives off steak, protein powder, and eggs like he’s training for the NHL and a strongman competition. He’s built like a fridge with skates… but somehow, still no AAA team wants him?

he is built the same way as your wife, like a fridge.

how many beers you having tonight while watching the leafs

Oh yeah, my kid? He’s the envy of every kid in his age group and honestly the age group above too. Coaches from the older teams keep asking if he’s “really that young” like he forged his birth certificate or something.

He wakes up and crushes two protein shakes before his eyes are even fully open. Then it’s a dozen eggs, half a pound of bacon, a steak, and usually some grilled chicken just because he "felt like it." That’s all before 8am.

He lives off protein like it's oxygen. Kid looks like a tank in hockey gloves. And still, somehow, there’s no AAA offer? I’m starting to think the scouts are scared.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 09, 2025 10:59 am

Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 07, 2025 8:48 am I know draft year’s done, but does anyone know which AAA teams are looking solid for next season? Just want a competitive team, not one getting crushed every game.

Ajax/Pickering Raiders AAA, they are looking and it’s a pretty easy team to get on.

One of top U18 teams in Canada. They handle the G teams with ease.