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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:40 pm
A bit melancholy on my barstool today. Usually this time of year I get a little bit excited for the bs I get to put all these families through for the next 7 months. Perhaps I should make a comeback. I mean how will I ever co-exist outside being "the man" and bully a bunch of 10 year olds. Well I might actually become and alcoholic without any thing to do such as coaching. I mean I could spend more time with my fat dirty spouse, or my delinquent children, i shudder at the thought. Oh better go, buddy's here!
Holding my head under water until the bubbles stop would be better than hanging out with the douchecanoe who wrote ^^^ that heap of turd.
Guest wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:40 pm
A bit melancholy on my barstool today. Usually this time of year I get a little bit excited for the bs I get to put all these families through for the next 7 months. Perhaps I should make a comeback. I mean how will I ever co-exist outside being "the man" and bully a bunch of 10 year olds. Well I might actually become and alcoholic without any thing to do such as coaching. I mean I could spend more time with my fat dirty spouse, or my delinquent children, i shudder at the thought. Oh better go, buddy's here!
Holding my head under water until the bubbles stop would be better than hanging out with the douchecanoe who wrote ^^^ that heap of turd.
You can call me COACH! Btw, how do you feel about me having to sit the first few games of the new season to knock out my suspension?
Guest wrote: ↑Tue Aug 29, 2023 3:40 pm
A bit melancholy on my barstool today. Usually this time of year I get a little bit excited for the bs I get to put all these families through for the next 7 months. Perhaps I should make a comeback. I mean how will I ever co-exist outside being "the man" and bully a bunch of 10 year olds. Well I might actually become and alcoholic without any thing to do such as coaching. I mean I could spend more time with my fat dirty spouse, or my delinquent children, i shudder at the thought. Oh better go, buddy's here!
^^^clearly a delusional parent, whose kid is terrible, lashing out.
Ray Ferraro, what the fk does he know. Listen just cause I want to have a few pops before practice shouldn't make it a big deal. I know there's rules and structure and being constructive but you're going to adhere to my message or get the fk off my team! I spend countless hours at the bar making out MY practice plans. MINE! These drills are epic, like the one where i line the kids up in a single file and pass a puck to them from the corner while they skate into the hash marks and shoot on an empty net. I know they're 13, that don't fkn matter, stationary shooting from the hardest area of the ice to shoot from is something that you will thank me later for. A good solid 25 minutes of that at one end of the ice with 9 kids is a solid start to practice. Parents can get fkd! I know we only won 4 games all year, but there's not point in developing skills or learning the PP or PK. And if the goalie could just stop the fkn puck already we'll be alright. Sincerely, Coach!
Ray Ferraro, what the fk does he know. Listen just cause I want to have a few pops before practice shouldn't make it a big deal. I know there's rules and structure and being constructive but you're going to adhere to my message or get the fk off my team! I spend countless hours at the bar making out MY practice plans. MINE! These drills are epic, like the one where i line the kids up in a single file and pass a puck to them from the corner while they skate into the hash marks and shoot on an empty net. I know they're 13, that don't fkn matter, stationary shooting from the hardest area of the ice to shoot from is something that you will thank me later for. A good solid 25 minutes of that at one end of the ice with 9 kids is a solid start to practice. Parents can get fkd! I know we only won 4 games all year, but there's not point in developing skills or learning the PP or PK. And if the goalie could just stop the fkn puck already we'll be alright. Sincerely, Coach!
Thanks OHF for recognizing me on #thankacoachweek much appreciated. I know what a fine job I have done with these kids. I know I know. Records arent everything, but a 4 win season is nothing to sneeze at. Setting the worse team record with these boths has been a handful. And don't even get me started about their ahole parents! Listen I'm not much of a social media guy and I love the recognitions but it feeds my needs for being relevant and my narcisstic side, but I know I'm good. Youre welcome. I will be accepting personal notes of thanks, social media posts as well as LCBO gift cards. You fks will miss me this year! But I'm be watching with a sad face on so that you pricks will feel sorry for me. All Love, Drunk Coach
