Hot Sad Coach Summer

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Guest wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:45 am
Guest wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:58 pm Hey Coach! Question for you.

How do I get players to not be afraid of taking a hit and go along the boards or in the corners after a puck?

Sincerely,
Losing puck battles

Criticize, bully and call him a p*ssy, that should fix it. Your welcome - Coach
You sound like the kind of coach who's kid is fragile, week and afraid. Good job DAD! Let COACH supercede you, how fitting!
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Guest wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:58 pm Hey Coach! Question for you.

How do I get players to not be afraid of taking a hit and go along the boards or in the corners after a puck?

Sincerely,
Losing puck battles
That's what when coaches rely on skills sessions and controlled scrimmage when assessing players.

Impossible to teach grit or compete. Either the kid is wired that way or he's not.

Major red flag - if the parents are chronic whiners then the kid will likely be soft.
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Guest wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:00 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:58 pm Hey Coach! Question for you.

How do I get players to not be afraid of taking a hit and go along the boards or in the corners after a puck?

Sincerely,
Losing puck battles
That's what when coaches rely on skills sessions and controlled scrimmage when assessing players.

Impossible to teach grit or compete. Either the kid is wired that way or he's not.

Major red flag - if the parents are chronic whiners then the kid will likely be soft.
Oh his kid and my kid are boft as s**t but we have to listen to their mothers who raised baby superstars. At the end of the day we can berate it into them I know it. My kid just needs more time and on ice opportunities to develop. He'll make friends eventually, the boys on the team are just mean to him. The dad's cool as s**t though we're good drinking buddies and I have control of the team, so no one better say anything or you'll see what they will get. Most of the parents are the ones whining about these two softies, I guess I should draw up a new drill on my bar napkin! Thanks for the advice super dad! ~ Coach
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Guest wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 8:35 am
Guest wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:00 pm
Guest wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:58 pm Hey Coach! Question for you.

How do I get players to not be afraid of taking a hit and go along the boards or in the corners after a puck?

Sincerely,
Losing puck battles
That's what when coaches rely on skills sessions and controlled scrimmage when assessing players.

Impossible to teach grit or compete. Either the kid is wired that way or he's not.

Major red flag - if the parents are chronic whiners then the kid will likely be soft.
Oh his kid and my kid are boft as s**t but we have to listen to their mothers who raised baby superstars. At the end of the day we can berate it into them I know it. My kid just needs more time and on ice opportunities to develop. He'll make friends eventually, the boys on the team are just mean to him. The dad's cool as s**t though we're good drinking buddies and I have control of the team, so no one better say anything or you'll see what they will get. Most of the parents are the ones whining about these two softies, I guess I should draw up a new drill on my bar napkin! Thanks for the advice super dad! ~ Coach
^^^schizophrenic hockey parent, lol
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Hi all, Coach here! Miss me? Listen I'm a bit hungover and snow plow season is about to begin so I thought I'd provide a quick update. The local league team is rocking it, I mean these kids are garbage with the exception of mine but we already know that. This LL stuff is fantastic though, none of the parents give a shit and I can go 4 beers in before every game and no one gives a shit. It helps that most of the parents are 4 deep with me, so we make it work. I did have a bit of a disagreement with a ref where by i yelled and screamed, stormed off the ice and booted a water battle but other than that it's been golden. My bench staff is surrounded with some other buddies but the good news is they know this is my fkn show. I mean we've already had our party black out weekend and I can't even remember how the kids did at the tourny to be honest. Nor do i really care much, but I got to tag one of the other hockey moms while away. I hope my wife doesn't find out again, that can be a rough patch, but she's my no 1 fan. Being away is rough cause the boys at the bar get along without me, but hopefully we can draft up a couple new shooting drills while i'm gone. Anyways I heard Babcock is putting out some coaching 101 seminars soon, I can't wait to sign up. Until then, later losers!
Sincerely
Coach TM
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Well bitches i'm back, LL tourny champ, suck on that! Let's go drinking
Coach TM.
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Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM
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Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM
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Guest wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM
We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. 8-) Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.
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Guest wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:04 am
Guest wrote: Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM
We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. 8-) Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.
Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM
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