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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM

We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.

Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM

Why so insecure chief?

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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM

We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.

Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM

Why so insecure chief?

Cause i'm better than LL, and all you assholes should understand how important I am to coaching these kids!
I'm not insecure, I'm just right, ALL the time. Don't tell me what to do and how to do either. I KNOW!
You're the perfect parent cut, I can tell by your shitty attitude.
Coach TM

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Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:35 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:04 am

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM

We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.

Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM

Why so insecure chief?

Cause i'm better than LL, and all you assholes should understand how important I am to coaching these kids!
I'm not insecure, I'm just right, ALL the time. Don't tell me what to do and how to do either. I KNOW!
You're the perfect parent cut, I can tell by your shitty attitude.
Coach TM

Boys you should have seen me a the beer league tourny, lighting it up fellas. I tell ya, i still Not allowed got it. All the birds be watching too. My wife was away so I could pull some of the out of towner wives at the hotel from the women's division. If only the boys on my LL team could see how hockey was meant to be played. All in all it was a good weekend, top 10 in scoring and penalty minutes, but Not Allowed boys i lost an edge in the shootout and we dipped to 2nd place. Time for a new set of wheels i guess, this 90's beauties are just about done. All you coaches out there should go watch our feed on Livebarn and watch me and take notes for your competitive teams. Great film to study.
Later
Coach TM

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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 2:25 pm Holy fawk boys my kid scored 4 times in his house league game last weekend, I think he's fkn ready there bud. What ya think?

Put my name in to coach the AAA team this year. My boys ready for the stage.

Don't listen to the other parents that will say i play him 75% of the time, fk them. I know my boy can go end to end all game long and popped 5! 5!!!!

Fk you guys!
Coach TM

We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.

Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM

Why so insecure chief?

Cause i'm better than LL, and all you assholes should understand how important I am to coaching these kids!
I'm not insecure, I'm just right, ALL the time. Don't tell me what to do and how to do either. I KNOW!
You're the perfect parent cut, I can tell by your shitty attitude.
Coach TM

Boys you should have seen me a the beer league tourny, lighting it up fellas. I tell ya, i still Not allowed got it. All the birds be watching too. My wife was away so I could pull some of the out of towner wives at the hotel from the women's division. If only the boys on my LL team could see how hockey was meant to be played. All in all it was a good weekend, top 10 in scoring and penalty minutes, but Not Allowed boys i lost an edge in the shootout and we dipped to 2nd place. Time for a new set of wheels i guess, this 90's beauties are just about done. All you coaches out there should go watch our feed on Livebarn and watch me and take notes for your competitive teams. Great film to study.
Later
Coach TM

You sound like an idiot, perfect for minor hockey

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Guest wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:34 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:26 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:24 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:35 am

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:04 am

We expect that you TM will double down in higher tiered hockey and then one day lead Team CANADA into destined oblivion. Poo poo national pride and all that. One world hockey.
So it is written
So it is done

TM: Keep hammering these self-serving blow-hearts.
They’re so full of themselves that when they’re with their old lady they think they’re making out with themselves. Funny thing. Like at the rink with parents - they don’t see a “faking” thing.

Damn right dude, only thing i'm hammering is some beers and the neighbour chick, and the odd time ya wife!
Coach of the year right here fellas. Fk you parents, you don't know shit. I'm just a gift wrapped turn boys. Shiny, perfect with a bow on the outside, and still a turd on the inside. People love me. Another big HL tourny win fellas. Don't doubt me.
Coach TM

Why so insecure chief?

Cause i'm better than LL, and all you assholes should understand how important I am to coaching these kids!
I'm not insecure, I'm just right, ALL the time. Don't tell me what to do and how to do either. I KNOW!
You're the perfect parent cut, I can tell by your shitty attitude.
Coach TM

Boys you should have seen me a the beer league tourny, lighting it up fellas. I tell ya, i still Not allowed got it. All the birds be watching too. My wife was away so I could pull some of the out of towner wives at the hotel from the women's division. If only the boys on my LL team could see how hockey was meant to be played. All in all it was a good weekend, top 10 in scoring and penalty minutes, but Not Allowed boys i lost an edge in the shootout and we dipped to 2nd place. Time for a new set of wheels i guess, this 90's beauties are just about done. All you coaches out there should go watch our feed on Livebarn and watch me and take notes for your competitive teams. Great film to study.
Later
Coach TM

You sound like an idiot, perfect for minor hockey

Hot coach HL summer beatches. so drunk last night i cant remember where i left my car. off season workies are the best. cant find my drunk wife. it's ok neighbor ia hotter anyways.
coach Tm

Here she goes boys! Coach TM back from summer vaccay fellas. Man I drank so much this summer I'm not sure I can bend over and reach the laces without passing out. Well it's the new hockey season fellas, it's time to get at it. I'm just sitting here yanno making fun of all the competitive teams and the players they took. What a bunch of losers. I've developed local league kids stronger than some of their picks boys. Just brutal. Turns out my kid doesn't wanna play LL anymore and my fat drunk wife needs to lay off or have a shower, either way she's ripe. Listen the LL evaluation skates don't get rolling for another couple weeks, so there's lots of time for the association to come ask me to coach. Since I'm legendary and just that damn good. I did find a new bucky this summer at a garage sale up in the muskokies fellas, rockin the Wayner Jofa at men's league this year. Was thinking about wearing 99 too. Anyways I hope your team sucks, I can't wait for the next 8 much of bs and trashing another year. OMHA i owe ya.
Sincerely
Coach TM