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Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 12:31 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

You sound like a real loser buddy

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Jul 24, 2023 1:32 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jul 16, 2023 12:31 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM

You sound like a real loser buddy

A guy with NOTHING but time.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 2:42 pm As I sit here in the middle of summer at my bar stool I can't help be a bit melancholy (wait that word is to big for me). I can't help but feel sad and pissed off. My coaching days may be numbered. Maybe I should reflect and think how happy I am now that I don't have to put up with all those whiny parents who are just so critical of half baked practice plans, my half assed, no show coaches who can't\ skate or know the game. I don't have to worry about how many pre-gamers I can have before the rink or in the parking lot. Done are the days of writing my practice plan on the back of the Labatt's coaster. Oh the relief. It was so much work to appoint and control board members so that I could run the show, I'm so obviously lacking any self awareness and damn you offer me any time of feedback or criticism. I'm a God, a true hockey God, a family of pedigrees and narcissists. (big word again) a family of studs, attention seeking high self importance people. My grand grandfather played just outside the show a 100 years ago, bloodline. We'll just see how this team does without me! You know it was so much work, so much work, so tiring to try and treat young player properly. If they don't do as I say let there be hell to paid, I'm sick of all those snot nosed punks attitudes, they just need to be bullied a bit more into understanding what my hockey program is all about. If they could just behave like my kid, all would be perfect. Just like my kid, perfect. I wonder though how he'll make out in HL this year, I think he'll be the star to be honest, like always. Light it up! Although it's a hard pill to swallow knowing it's a long way to the show from there, he can do it though, he has the bloodline. Hell look what's he done thus far, graduated from public school!!! The ironic part is how all the bs I had to put up with coaching these last 4 years, the lies, the lies and the lies, I kind of look like I have egg on my face now. My kid can't even crack a Rep team roster now. No one will understand how unfairly I've been treated and how I'm just a target now and my kid is paying the price. Funny though, he's a PP and PK specialist, always big moment ice time and finished 15th in team scoring, other kids just need to pass him the puck more, if they weren't so ignorant and passed him the puck he'd be top scorer too! I don't have to working on my lying anymore , I mean communication skills anymore. I don't have to worry if my best plaid shirt is clean anymore. Man it's tough being me, well with all this new free time I have I can find more ways to rip of the tax man, drink more and maybe cheat on my wife again. God I love the dirty chubby troll, she's got my back I tell ya! Enjoy ya summer all and see ya at the HL All star game!
TM