by Guest » Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:54 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 8:34 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 12:51 pm
This thread is the best. Let me sum up the posters:
1. Loser of life who's dad was european and beat them growing up, and now does the same to their wife and kids. YEP.
2. Highschool geek who got educated and made some money as a banker or lawyer, married a blond coke head who now needs plastic surgery, but sucked as an athlete themselves but seems to know everything and is living through their loser kid. YEP.
3. Mega loser and non-athlete who reads theoretical books on how to get their kid into the NHL. Has an excel spreadsheet to track their kids daily progress. YEP.
4. Ex-NHLer with the education and brain of a budgie who horse-trains their kid to feed their own ego now that they realize nobody gives a #### about them after they (retired, were cut, etc.), probably has a second career as a car salesman, "deal-maker", or real-estate agent. YEP.
5. Jewish dad who strokes to pictures of Hyman each evening, but is unfortunley 5'3" and wife is even shorter. Has already put their kid on supervised growth hormone, supervised by their doctor childhood friend who attened Bilak day school together and is now a family doctor. YEP.
6. "Fit Couple" who is #1 at working out in adult age, never really excelled at anything in youth sports except bicep curls, wife is probably a "model" (making $1k per year doing hand modelling for Sears but is now unemployed after Sears went bankrupt), posts about their kid on instagram daily even though said kid is clearly on the spectrum. OF COURSE!
7. Normal parent who wants their kid to have fun, teaches their children respect and values, and doesn't get on their knees for every clown unemployed failed construction worker turned "hockey-skills-coach". NOPE!
INSANE in the MEMBRANE
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This thread is the best. Let me sum up the posters:
1. Loser of life who's dad was european and beat them growing up, and now does the same to their wife and kids. YEP.
2. Highschool geek who got educated and made some money as a banker or lawyer, married a blond coke head who now needs plastic surgery, but sucked as an athlete themselves but seems to know everything and is living through their loser kid. YEP.
3. Mega loser and non-athlete who reads theoretical books on how to get their kid into the NHL. Has an excel spreadsheet to track their kids daily progress. YEP.
4. Ex-NHLer with the education and brain of a budgie who horse-trains their kid to feed their own ego now that they realize nobody gives a #### about them after they (retired, were cut, etc.), probably has a second career as a car salesman, "deal-maker", or real-estate agent. YEP.
5. Jewish dad who strokes to pictures of Hyman each evening, but is unfortunley 5'3" and wife is even shorter. Has already put their kid on supervised growth hormone, supervised by their doctor childhood friend who attened Bilak day school together and is now a family doctor. YEP.
6. "Fit Couple" who is #1 at working out in adult age, never really excelled at anything in youth sports except bicep curls, wife is probably a "model" (making $1k per year doing hand modelling for Sears but is now unemployed after Sears went bankrupt), posts about their kid on instagram daily even though said kid is clearly on the spectrum. OF COURSE!
7. Normal parent who wants their kid to have fun, teaches their children respect and values, and doesn't get on their knees for every clown unemployed failed construction worker turned "hockey-skills-coach". NOPE!
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INSANE in the MEMBRANE
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